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Ahhh yes.. Women… I hate how they have sudoku puzzles for faces and communicate with eachother by tying the strings of their tampons together. I’ll never understand

Ahhh yes.. Women… I hate how they have sudoku puzzles for faces and communicate with eachother by tying the strings of their tampons together. I’ll never understand

dweeby is such a perfect word. ive talked to so many dweeby guys lately. absolute 100% dweebs

Lmao u fucked up
Anonymous

trying to work out what this is referring to because i’m absolutely nailing life right now

saddeer:

the only vine that matters 

okay I deleted the post to the video because I’ll probably be doing mostly the same jokes to start off with and I don’t want everyone seeing it all bc I want people to turn up but thank you guys so much for your feedback it was all positive!! which is awesome I’m vibing so hard and will totes let you know when the next one is if you’re in Auckland!

im in the computer lab at uni and this girl is talking about how she has a webseries and how all her fans won’t leave her alone and then she said she had a meetup and 4 people turned up. but apparently thats because none of her fans are in new zealand. but she has fans guys. everyone listen, shes a big deal. big webseries superstar. superstar on the web

So impressed by your set, standup's what I want to do when I'm older and to see someone step out on the stage and do it for the 1st time kinda gives me hope. (Love the linking of the conversation joke to the end btw)
Anonymous

why when you’re older! go for it now babes!

someone put one of your text posts on a picture of the people who shot up columbine their url is fuckyeahtherealkiki
Anonymous

What the hell….

Your standup was awesome!! Just wanted to say(cus I think this is funny) that even tho I knew you were going to have a New Zealand accent it surprised me and I think that's cus I always read your posts in my head and Therefore my own dumb American accent. Anyway you did great! I can't wait to see more stand up from you!!
Anonymous

yeah im hoping i do some more gigs and stuff!

Post gig vibes

Post gig vibes

GUYS I DID MY FIRST STANDUP AND I DIDNT FUCK IT UP AND PEOPLE LIKED IT AND LOTS OF PEOPLE WERE LIKE ‘OMG WELL DONE’ AFTERWARDS AND NOW IM VIBING SO HARD

meladoodle:

i didn’t even know there was a weiner awards. this is great news. how do i get tickets

actually i’d be concerned if the winner of the weiner awards was using male pills to win. forget that i said this was good news. this is an outrage actually. someone needs to bring back the sanctity of fair competition

meladoodle:

i didn’t even know there was a weiner awards. this is great news. how do i get tickets

actually i’d be concerned if the winner of the weiner awards was using male pills to win. forget that i said this was good news. this is an outrage actually. someone needs to bring back the sanctity of fair competition

i didn’t even know there was a weiner awards. this is great news. how do i get tickets

i didn’t even know there was a weiner awards. this is great news. how do i get tickets

hey guys if youre in auckland im performing at the classic at 8pm with jeremy corbett so come along and dont yell at me. its $5 i think