i just saw some boobs that looked exactly like my boobs on my dash and had a mini heart attack
meladoodle i am so glad you didn't promote that weight loss pill thing like those other popular bloggers did cus if you got deleted too idk what i would do
haha i’m not into scamming my followers into that sort of stuff!
always buy a girl flowers so she can post pictures of them on the internet and make other girls jealous
Melanie’s perf so I made some fan art everyone follow her meladoodle isn’t my art amaze tho for real
im a faceless blogger now
Salted caramel is an experience like none other
Melanie, will your army be more competent and less racist than the Ferguson PD?
oh please i hope that my messing around isnt trivialising the stuff thats going on there because it truly wasnt my intention at all
MELADOODLE UPRISING OF 2K14
SOMEONE MAKE A GOD DAMN BUTTON. IM OGNNA CREAT A GOD DAMN ARMY
How do u feel about tumblr user pizzas blog getting terminated
i’m 6’1 and sometimes i’m like hey man i want to be a petite lil girl that everyone thinks is cute and then i won’t have to find a giant boyfriend that also doesn’t think tallness is an unattractive quality but then other days i’m like man, the view is stunning from up here
ah yes the pizza roleplaying niche is finally open for meladoodle to slide into. EAT ME. IM COVERED IN CHEESE.
what did i even do lol ive never interacted with her
Throwback to when you were a fake ass hoe to tumblr userlaina!!
haha what im so confused!
Best NZ related tweet in a long time
If you could be as tall as you wanted how tall would you be?
i would be 2 inches shorter except when i play sports