Ahhh yes.. Women… I hate how they have sudoku puzzles for faces and communicate with eachother by tying the strings of their tampons together. I’ll never understand
trying to work out what this is referring to because i’m absolutely nailing life right now
the only vine that matters
okay I deleted the post to the video because I’ll probably be doing mostly the same jokes to start off with and I don’t want everyone seeing it all bc I want people to turn up but thank you guys so much for your feedback it was all positive!! which is awesome I’m vibing so hard and will totes let you know when the next one is if you’re in Auckland!
im in the computer lab at uni and this girl is talking about how she has a webseries and how all her fans won’t leave her alone and then she said she had a meetup and 4 people turned up. but apparently thats because none of her fans are in new zealand. but she has fans guys. everyone listen, shes a big deal. big webseries superstar. superstar on the web
why when you’re older! go for it now babes!
What the hell….
yeah im hoping i do some more gigs and stuff!
GUYS I DID MY FIRST STANDUP AND I DIDNT FUCK IT UP AND PEOPLE LIKED IT AND LOTS OF PEOPLE WERE LIKE ‘OMG WELL DONE’ AFTERWARDS AND NOW IM VIBING SO HARD
i didn’t even know there was a weiner awards. this is great news. how do i get tickets
actually i’d be concerned if the winner of the weiner awards was using male pills to win. forget that i said this was good news. this is an outrage actually. someone needs to bring back the sanctity of fair competition