am i a recommended blog

i was yelling THE PLAAAAAAIIZZZ all throughtout the FIBA match between new zealand and turkey because we were kicking ass but then we lost………………. in the final five minutes.. after being up by 11

a good thing to yell in any situation is ‘THE PLAAAAAAAIIIZZZ’

i love how i can just google classic posts

herspanic:

howtobeafuckinglady:

theshlyn:

Corn rolls. Moment of science for the real Beyonce. Let us not forget

they called cornrows not “corn rolls”  thanks for trying tho cracker 

We gonna let the “moment of science” go tho?

herspanic:

howtobeafuckinglady:

theshlyn:

Corn rolls. Moment of science for the real Beyonce. Let us not forget

they called cornrows not “corn rolls”  thanks for trying tho cracker 

We gonna let the “moment of science” go tho?

that jordan guy seems super hip and cool yo
Anonymous

jordan did you send this

meladoodle:

hundredhaikus:

My latest creation.. 

I left this in the trash because that’s where meladoodle belongs

I can’t believe this. This is the best haiku ever written someone needs to dig through the trash to find this masterpiece

meladoodle:

jordan: do you wanna see this pretty girl?
me: yes.. aw she is pretty!
jordan: wanna see her butthole

my friend jordan’s brain is so precious and im so glad he talks to me on fb about all the shit he thinks about

theres something so hilarious about the thomas the tank engine theme song and im pretty sure its because whenever i hear it, its way louder than it should be and catches me by surprise

this photo of me playing sport is so funny. the ball isnt even in frame. im just getting beamed up into space

this photo of me playing sport is so funny. the ball isnt even in frame. im just getting beamed up into space

*slithers into the inbox of hot dude* hellooooo

my dad just told me this story about a party he was at when he was younger. he was quite drunk, and went to go grab a random beer bottle to drink out of. after taking a sip he felt something hit his teeth and his immediate thought was ‘holy shit that was a snail’ and just started vomiting everywhere. then he looked down and saw it was just a bottle cap and i cant stop laughing. he was so certain about it